Stake Sauce Arc 1
by RoAnna Sylver Pages:
Also by this author: Chameleon Moon
ACT 1, IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil.
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Part 1 of 6. Future parts (2-6) will be released monthly to Patreon subscribers. Collected six-part arc releases October 2017.
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Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now, by day, he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night, he protects the the parking lot, and the rest of Portland, from undead, bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them.
But he’s just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg, a friend, and a lot more is hard enough), when something crashes into his life. And his window.
It’s one of these creatures of the darkness – and he’s a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly, with dark fuzzy wings, and neon-bright hair.
His name is Pixie, and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isn’t punk, even if being a vampire really kind of is. He’s very hungry by now, and the much bigger, meaner, deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying… ‘alive.’ Time to make a deal.
Together they fight crime. And maybe even heal.
Of course, life still sucks when you’re a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately, there’s a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall, with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is… love. No, really.)
, But Not Up Here (Poems About Remembering In Neon)
Stake Sauce is an amazing story that’s currently being serialised on Patreon and will be available in full on October 31rd, 2017. As of this writing, arc 1 is available on Amazon and 2 is already available via Patreon as well as a plethora of other Patreon-exclusive goodies. So, first off, if you’re not into serialisations, you’ll want to hold off on this story for now and wait until October.
As I’m writing this, the first arc of the story has been made available via regular retailers. I think it’s a novella-length piece in its own right, though if you value plot happenings over personal interactions and personal stakes (er, no pun intended) then you’ll probably find the first arc on its own a little bare.
Further, in the interest of honestly: the description of the arc covers the whole story. The first arc does introduce Pixie and he does get a cameo, but this first arc is all about getting to know the world and getting to know Jude.
Which, you know, is my jam so it works great for me, but I realise it won’t work for everyone and some will find the description a little misleading. So just to address that first of all.
Let’s just go talk about the story! I’ve only got access to that first arc (T_T), so this will focus solely on that first arc of the story.